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A blonde is at a ventriloquist act and the ventriloquist is telling blonde jokes. In the middle of the act, the blonde gets up and yells, "Blondes are people, and we have hearts. We're not all stupid!". She sits back down and the ventriloquist continues his act.

At the end of his performance, the performer looks into the crowd and tells the blonde, "I'm sorry. It wasn't my idea to tell all the blonde jokes. My manager told me to do it". At that, the blonde stood up and said "Shut up you idiot. I was talking to the guy on your knee!".

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i dont get it

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The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

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