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If you sit and stare at someone long enough, you will eventually get what you want.

Be direct with people: let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

Always give people a friendly greeting – a cold nose in the crotch is usally effective.

Don’t go out without I.D.

When you do something wrong, always take responsibility – as soon as you are dragged out from under the bed.

If it’s not we and sloppy – it’s not a REAL kiss.

When you go out into the world, always take time to smell the roses….the trees….the grass….the rocks….the street….the fire-hydrants…..

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