A man and a woman, who have never before met, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep early and quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At:1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman below him saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight,let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaims, getting all excited, "I like it!"

"I'm glad," she replies. "Now get your own f**ing blanket."

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