The blonde was speeding down the road and a blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her drivers license. The Blonde driver replies with "Whats a drivers license?" "It's a little square thing that looks like you", said the cop.

So the blonde looks through her purse and she pulls out a compact mirror and gives it to the cop.

The blonde cop looks at it and says, "Well if you would of told me you were a cop in the first place, I never would have pulled you over!"