Ways To Celebrate Dog Appreciation Week

 Lick your dog's face.

Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.

Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.

Bring your cat a dead bird.

Make a real effort to learn to purr.

Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird cage.

Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.

Sniff your neighbor's butt.

Bite the mailman.

Eat supper on the floor.